it's no secret that i dislike blogs. perhaps you were unaware of my dislike, in which case i say to you; i dislike blogs. i feel like there are two kinds of bloggers.one- overly zealous youngster who mistakenly thinks i’m interested in how they think the world should be run. well I’m not.
two- 40 year old crusty women who mistakenly thinks I’m interested in what their child said in the car ride to piano practice yesterday. depends on what your child is wearing...but most likely not.
So why would I venture into the same blogging world of which I’m such a bitter critic of? The answer- a rich combination of boredom…
Okay just boredom.
With that out of the way, welcome to my blog. My first entry shall be what I think all blogs should be; a list of things I don’t like. Please enjoy.
1- animals dressed like people.
2- cauliflower.
3- the pussy cat dolls.
4- “big dog” shirts.
5- pants
6- the concept of brunch.
7- malta
8- honey glazed ham.
9- hippies.
10- that show “the war at home.”
11- the honor code…honor more generally
12- babies.
13- hairy toes.
14- midgets.
15- media studies.
16- people who speak too loudly on the bus.
17- most of my exes.
18- blogs.
19- being awake.
20- teddy roosevelt. fat fuck.
21- the name “sloane.”
22- enwr 105
23- enwr 106
24- having been placed in enwr 105 and 106.
25- zits on my lip.
26- the oboe.
27- lesbians.
28- constipation
29- howler monkeys.
30- the moment when you think another Law & Order is going to come on TNT, but instead they play an episode of Charmed.
31- eraser peelings.
32- the rainforest.
33- movies with sandra bullock.
34- pogo sticks.
35- stories that begin with “this one time i got so wasted…”
36- tuesday.
37- people who say “cool beans.”
38- william and mary.
39- the talking paper clip that pops up every time I open up Microsoft word.
40- the sterling shuttle, and the crazy woman that drives it.
41- emails sent by todd rosenbaum.
42- jingle bells.
43- cher.
44- the french.
45- books about time travel.
two- 40 year old crusty women who mistakenly thinks I’m interested in what their child said in the car ride to piano practice yesterday. depends on what your child is wearing...but most likely not.
So why would I venture into the same blogging world of which I’m such a bitter critic of? The answer- a rich combination of boredom…
Okay just boredom.
With that out of the way, welcome to my blog. My first entry shall be what I think all blogs should be; a list of things I don’t like. Please enjoy.
1- animals dressed like people.
2- cauliflower.
3- the pussy cat dolls.
4- “big dog” shirts.
5- pants
6- the concept of brunch.
7- malta
8- honey glazed ham.
9- hippies.
10- that show “the war at home.”
11- the honor code…honor more generally
12- babies.
13- hairy toes.
14- midgets.
15- media studies.
16- people who speak too loudly on the bus.
17- most of my exes.
18- blogs.
19- being awake.
20- teddy roosevelt. fat fuck.
21- the name “sloane.”
22- enwr 105
23- enwr 106
24- having been placed in enwr 105 and 106.
25- zits on my lip.
26- the oboe.
27- lesbians.
28- constipation
29- howler monkeys.
30- the moment when you think another Law & Order is going to come on TNT, but instead they play an episode of Charmed.
31- eraser peelings.
32- the rainforest.
33- movies with sandra bullock.
34- pogo sticks.
35- stories that begin with “this one time i got so wasted…”
36- tuesday.
37- people who say “cool beans.”
38- william and mary.
39- the talking paper clip that pops up every time I open up Microsoft word.
40- the sterling shuttle, and the crazy woman that drives it.
41- emails sent by todd rosenbaum.
42- jingle bells.
43- cher.
44- the french.
45- books about time travel.
46- flag day.
47- weddings.
48- ending on anything other than a multiple of 5.
1 comment:
welcome to the blogosphere, christ.--look forward to many happy posts.
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