I’ve been brainstorming ideas for a sitcom to take to the networks. I’ve gone through a lot of rough drafts, but I think I finally have a concept that’s going to be big baby. BIG! Let me run it by you and tell me what you think.I call it…Gene Shalit and Me! You haven’t seen a comic mismatching this wacky since Oscar and Felix!
See, it’s all about how I get stuck living with Today Show film critic Gene Shalit, and the zany misadventures that ensue. It will be filled with one-liners like
Gene Shalit- “Chris, thanks for the chicken marsala, but honestly, I haven’t seen anything this dry since the 1998 comedy ‘The Big Hit,’ staring Mark Walhberg and Christina Applegate.”
Cue trombone – WAHhHhHhHh wahhhhhHhHhH
…or…
Gene Shalit- “Chris, you keep this kitchen as clean as the language in ‘Casino,’ starring Robert De Niro and Sharon Stone. I give you’re cleaning rating R, for excessive dirty dishes and offensive odors.”
Cue trombone – WAHhHhHhHh wahhhhhHhHhH
Oh Gene! Think of the endless possibilities! I really think I’m on to something here. What do you think?
2 comments:
ciao
haha chris... you are heeeeelarious. Hey, if you can't sell it for prime time I'm sure the WB would pick it up. I mean they'd probably pay you with buckets of chicken and tic tacs, but I'm sure you and Gene would get by.
-Arin
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